Good: Your wife is pregnant
Bad: It's triplets
Ugly: You had a vasectomy 5 yrs ago

Good: Your wife's not talking to you
Bad: She wants a divorce
Ugly: She's a Lawyer


Good: Your son is finally maturing
Bad: He's involved with the women next door
Ugly: So are you

Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad: You find several **** movies hidden there
Ugly: Your in them

Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
Bad: You cant find your birth control pills
Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them

Good: Your husband understands fashion
Bad: He's a cross-dresser
Ugly: He looks better than you


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